celestial body by brian rood

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Nudes by Walter Girotto

Anonymous Asked
Questionyou're the best Jade. Answer

JADE: Well…there’s no one quite like me.

Art Frahm - Spare (1952)

seance by drew posada

Art Frahm - O-Oh! (1950)

phoenix vs magneto by julie bell

Anonymous Asked
QuestionTori I wonder how you are at a buffet. Answer

JADE: Alright anon, let me give you a detailed list: 

  1. Za Zee Chinese Buffet. 10 wounded and 7 emotionally scarred. Tori shoved aside a 5 year old to get the last dessert. 
  2. Kentucky Bucky American Buffet. 4 wounded and one elderly in critical condition when Tori refused to relinquish her knife and fork.
  3. Michael’s Roast and Carvery. 2 wounded and 1 assumed dead. They had to call security to remove my wife.
  4. Uncle Sam’s Family Feast. No survivors.

and that is precisely why we’re no longer allowed in any buffets on the West side of Hollywood. 

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.
agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.
agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

samdesantis:

sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before

Zoë Mozart - Bubbles (1940)

Dorian Cleavenger - Lady Death vs Purgatori

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